We accept Monero (XMR) — a private, peer-to-peer currency. No card on file, no third-party processor holding your data. Here's exactly what happens from the moment you place an order.
Pick an item from the catalog and submit the order form with your email. No account, no card, no personal details beyond where to send your confirmation.
Within seconds, you'll receive an email containing a Monero address generated specifically for your order — and only your order. It's never reused, and it's not tied to any other customer's payment.
Using a Monero wallet, send the amount noted in your confirmation email to that address. If you're new to Monero, see the FAQ below for how to get started.
Once your payment is broadcast, it needs to be confirmed by the Monero network — typically around 20 minutes. This isn't us being slow; it's a standard security margin used to protect both sides from a payment being reversed or duplicated.
Once confirmed, your order is marked paid automatically — no manual review needed on our end, and no delay waiting on us to notice it.
Monero is used here because it doesn't expose your payment details the way a card transaction does — no processor, no stored card number, no chargeback trail sitting in a database. That's a deliberate choice, not an inconvenience.
You'll need a Monero wallet (Cake Wallet and Feather Wallet are both solid, widely-used options) and a way to convert regular currency into XMR — most wallets and exchanges support buying a small amount directly. Once it's in your wallet, sending it to the address in your confirmation email works just like sending an email: paste the address, enter the amount, confirm.
Reach out to us with your order reference and we'll sort it out — don't send a second payment without checking first.
No — every order gets its own unique address. Please don't reuse an old one; place a new order instead so it can be tracked correctly.
Once your payment reaches the required confirmations, your order status updates automatically. If you'd like to check sooner, you're welcome to reach out with your order reference.
Catalog updates, restocks, and order channels live in the server. This site is the front door — the server is the shop floor.
Paid access to a running set of docs covering what each line does, how it's dosed, and how it's stacked. Written plainly, updated as the catalog grows.
Every entry gets a code name here before it ever reaches a shelf. Nothing is listed without a name.